Author's Note: I know that the first half of this page is entirely unrealistic, but I can't pass up the opportunity for the cheap laugh. After all, webcomics are all about entertainment, right? I mean, I'm probably one of the most story-realism anal of webcomic creators, but when given the choice between a boring, realistic execution of a scene and an unrealistic, fun way, I'll go for fun every time. Just seems like the right thing to do.